Timi's friendship/love life

Timi Adeola is the charming black male of his school, better than that ola kid and de. Many female want to perform the human mating ritual with Timi everyday but there are some limitalitys.

Many Females come into contact (eye contact) with Timi everyday, he is the king of being hot.

Sometimes Timi is reffered to as Dat Hotness and has a hotness rating near The Lumpy Space Princess'

What happens when a female comes into contact with Timi?
When Timi walks down the street a female usually walks by and sees how hot he is. The female, then wanting to show of Timi's hotness to her friends, tries to make her move but as she gets within three feet of Timi she faints because his hotness is such an intense boiling heat that nobody can stand it.

FAQ
Q: how do i get close? A: you cant, if you get too close you burn.