Rod Dylan

Rod Dylan is the alterego of Rob Dilworth, the total player. Dylan is, however, more or less the man that Rob aspires to be.

Biography
Although Rod's parents - famous musician Bob Dylan and Abbey from Abbey's Book - still split up when he was a baby, just as with Rob, Rod didn't care cos he's a total kickass with a huge penis.

After growing up in shitty urban Essex with Chavs, Rod was happy to pretty much go anywhere. And he did. He lived in a skip for four years from 2015 until 2019. In 2020, whilst wandering the streets of Lincolnshire, he decided to start his own political party. The Rod Dylan Party supported prostitution.

In 2025, Rod became the Prime Minister by winning 6 million Parliament seats. Dylan later commented by saying "I do ladies in the bum, and I win elections in the bum". After spending 75 years as Prime Minister, Dylan finally quit when he figured out he would never lose an election: he was too damn cool. In 2100, Dylan retired to his Norwegian mansion, where the Party God gave him immortality.

Quotes

 * "Prostitution is really good."
 * "Anal should be an Olympic sport"
 * "My anus is bleeding. Too many dils."
 * "BRANDEEN!"
 * "Summer is here. Shake that booty."
 * "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you're gonna miss it" (actually a quote by Ferris Bueller, but who gives a flying tuck)

The Rod Dylan Party
See here: The Rod Dylan Party