Timi's Commute to Education

Everyday Timi has to make his way to school on a long and perilous journey encountering Chavs along the way. Timi has to go though some serious training to prepare his mind and body for these tasks which are daunting to the average human mind. Timi usually prepares his first few steps out of the door by eating a delicious bowl of Weetabix when he has started to be more aware of his dangers.

Obstacles Timi has to overcome
When Timi finally gets to his bus stop after battling the many snakes and panthers working with the cheetahs to try and get a head start he stands his guard, ready to battle. After Timi makes his way down to the bus stop he must then sit on a bus while women longingly stare into his direction(they have to stare in his direction because if they look at him directly they burn).

How Does He Do It?
he is The Dragonborn of course