Robert Mugabe

Robert "Fun Robbhert" Neil Mugabe is a Zimbabwean dicatator best known for his great sense of humour and wel-mannered nature.

Notable sidekicks
Everyone wants to hang out with Mugabe, but he has one firm servant. This faithful lad is Morgan Tsvangirai, the former Prime Minister of Zimbabwe.

Fun Robbh Quotes

 * "The only white man you can trust is a dead white man."
 * "I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died twice."
 * "Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit."

On the subject of Jamaica

 * "In Jamaica, they have freedom to smoke cannabis, the men are always high and the universities are full of women."
 * "The men want to sing an do not go to colleges, some of them twist their hair. Let us not go there."

Robert Mugabe's house
The famine of Zimbabwe has nothing to do with the massive mansion owned by Robert Mugabe In fact, about half of Zimbabwe is taken up by the Mugabe Mansion.