Morgan Tsvangirai

Morgan Tsvangirai is the loyal friend to overlord Robert Mugabe. He is known for going around to try and bargain with Mugabe's rivals. He served as Prime Minister of Zimbabwe from 2009-2013, a job he left because he was too dumb for Mugabe.

Meeting with Obama
Morgan on one hot summer's Zimbabwean day decided he needed a holiday. He got on a plane to Washington. Upon arrival, he made the decision to get Zimbabwe some US help. Tsvangirai and President Barack Obama met in the White House, where Obama said to Tsvangirai: "Get on your knees and beg". Tsvangirai did so. When Mugabe found out, he was livid! A furious Mugabe beat Obama up in a pub and declared himself new leader of the free world.